saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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