ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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