I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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