i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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