I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize