i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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