everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You did what with his pubic hair?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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