either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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