I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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