i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
