She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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