He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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