In the future we'll all be gay
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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