I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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