maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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