we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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