I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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