if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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