Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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