Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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