I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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