do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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