So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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