I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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