Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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