I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize