yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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