If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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