Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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