So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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