I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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