Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
it was like eating out sand paper
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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