do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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