his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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