i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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