What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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