So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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