The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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