You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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