My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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