i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You did what with his pubic hair?
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