who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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