I cockslap morals
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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