ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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