Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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