if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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