Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
pop tarts are not kleenex
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
