shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Panties = found
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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