What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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