i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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