I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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