Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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