Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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